Lamb, Lentils n Shit Curry soup

First Rule: everything is to taste, you are an adult, cook like one
You are going to need:
1 lb bag of lentils
enough water for the lentils + a cup or two
1 lb of carrots
an onion
bunch of kale
olive oil
garlic
curry powder
lemons
ground lamb (I used a pound, use more if you want to fuck it up with lamb, or w/e)
Chicken bouillon ~3 or 4 tablespoons

Cook up the lamb in a large soup pot.  Then make the lentils as directed in the same pot with all the tasty lamb fat and shit.
Take the veggies and garlic, and throw that shit in a food processor yao, you are going to make a veggie smoothie out of that shit, you'll see.  Liquefy it, or as best you can, the olive oil is to give the food processor something to work with while you are grinding that shit down.  Peel a lemon and toss it in (try and de-seed it those are a mutha to bite into) process that lemon.  This is going to be the stock for the soup, son, Kale is all good for you and shit (http://bitly.com/7RkKif if you want some reference), and you can never eat enough carrots, also a good way to trick people into eating super fuckin healthy.  You can actually put what ever veggies in this, I just picked some baller ass superfoods that taste fuckin awesome.  I made a standard kitchen-aide sized batch of this, not sure how much of what goes in there, I used about half the kale and how ever much carrots, see rule #1.

Now dump that superfood smoothie into the lentils that are a bubblin.  Now your soup is going to look like some nasty toxic shit, thats just the Kale bits separating from the soup.  The lentils will start soaking up water and some of the green shit, also that curry powder has a yellow hue to it so it'll make it look less scary.  Make sure to keep enough water in that bitch otherwise yo shit gonna burn.
I also added a can of chickpeas and sweet corn, for extra depth n shit.  And some more lemon juice, once again, invoking rule #1.

All in all this made a huge fuckin pot of fine ass grub, like almost filled my 6 quart pot.  If you have curry powder already this will cost ~$15 ($8 is coming from the ground lamb).  So if you are super fuckin broke, stop giving blowjobs at truck stops to afford McDonalds, rather whip this bitch up and hopefully your dick intake will go down.  Unless you like it, then suck on my friend, but at least you have more cash in your pocket.  Per serving costs like 25 cents, add another bag of lentils for even more cost savings.